bikini sideburn

When someone wears a bikini at the beach and doesn't shave their privates.

"Yo do you see that bikini sideburn?! It's like Cousin Itt moved in!"
"From the looks of that bikini sideburn, she's waiting for the bird's eggs to hatch!"
"That Bikini Sideburn looks like Hulk Hogan's hairline!!!!! SICK"

by SheevaAf August 21, 2015

elvis sideburns

Back in the 70's, hairy twats were the in thing. When at the beach, a hot chick in a bikini with much pubic hairs coming out of the bikini bottom. Just like the big elvis sideburns Fat Elvis rocked with.

Hey ,let's go to Heath Beach and have a few brews and dubies. We can check out the hot chick's with elvis sideburns.

Or

Best part of an Italian girl friend is showing of her elvis sideburns at the beach.

by Double D in Detroit October 30, 2017

gaussian sideburns

Sideburns like the incredibly famous and arguably the greatest mathematician of all time Carl Friedrich Gauss.

" Yo Gauss is looking sexy with those gaussian sideburns”

“I Fucking know right”

by ItsMathsnotMath October 22, 2023

Doin The Sideburns

A guy that has sex with a chick with facial hair

Bobby-"Man gross,I was Doin The Sideburns last week"

by Menani September 23, 2011

Upside-down sideburn

When your asshair connects to your pubes and form a circle of hair on your nether region

Macs upside-down sideburn was a horrific sight to look at when he stood over my face butt naked

by Jimpson October 30, 2020

austin has sideburns

austin has sideburns

austin has sideburns

by MLGT April 4, 2022