simulationity

noun:

a unity of people that believe the simulation exists; each member is called a simulationite
- you become a simulationite when series of glitchy occurrences or a buildup of coincidences happen to make you believe that this world is just a simulation, it doesn’t actually exist
- officials of some entity are watching us in a simulation
- inspired by The Matrix

Rose: i just started thinking about how sicko mode it would be if we were in a simulationity w/ Elon Musk.
Sarah: no fking way, I just had the same thought today eating my lunch
Jayatee: guys im kinda scared bc I just read an article about how Elon Musk thinks the simulation exists and he claims himself a simulationite.
Nihla: guys... I just got an instagram ad to get a Tesla

All: we know you're watching us, just give us the red pill already

by skimmie0P July 24, 2019

simulacrumidiosyncraticfamilieaphobia

The phobia of images that seem familiar, but aren't actual locations, or a place they haven't been.

Guareas: This image triggered my simulacrumidiosyncraticfamilieaphobia *shows image on phone*
Ehriekta: How the hell did you just say that????
Guareas: It's in the name, buddy.
Ehriekta: But your name doesn't mean anything :/ our writer is just too lazy to find uncommon normal names and got creative.
Guareas: Who's the editor?
Ehriekta: He has a blue switch keyboard you should be able to hear him from a mile away.

by SirCompliments June 16, 2020

pet simulator x

a ROBLOX game where you spend all of your Robux for useless gamepass and also get harrassed by stupid scammers

Kreekcraft: Pet simulator x is a cool game
Some dude: oh yeah that game where you get scammed and spend all ur robux for game pass

by A really big weirdo May 22, 2022

Family Simulator

A porn website that you find a lot of in ads. They are usually scams and ask for your payment info to “verify your age”. They sometimes can include illegal topics.

Don’t search up “family simulator” or you’ll be scammed.

by SummaryWorld May 21, 2023

walking simulator

A walking simulator is a type of video game which lacks many of the traditional aspects of a game (such as a goal, win/loss conditions, any kind of game system to interact with) despite taking the form of a video game. The phrase implies that there is basically nothing to do in the game other than walking around.

A: I sent you a new game on Steam, check it out.
B: Gone Home? That's not even a game, it's a walking simulator.

by 2CleverUsername December 7, 2014

goat simulator music

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by squidsisters March 6, 2022

sekula

The epitome of sexiness.

Sekula puts a moose to shame.

by Visser March 10, 2003