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purple scud muffin

A girl who has a blue waffle,is on her period and has shit in her vagina.
(Joey) Man, i wanna fuck a purple scud muffin!

(Colter) you wanna fuck a what man?

(Joey) you know a purple scud muffin "look it up".

(Colter) oh you mean like kylie.
by brother zone September 27, 2010
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Armenian Scud Missile

I gave her an Armenian Scud Missile and she freaked out, yelling "Its in my eye! Its in my eye!". All in all it was a good thursday.
by schoolsoutforsummer May 30, 2011
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negative karma SCUD

a barrage of negative karma; SCUD = sucks cause you do
rotarykid negative karma scuded jolly... because jolly is a twat
by tigerlily April 20, 2003
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Widdly Scud

A Widdly Scud is a growth on your genital area or anus.

It is caused by constant defecation without washing.

You can also get a Widdly Scud on your facial area through cullingus when proformed on a dirty Anus or Vagina.
Dude! You got a Widdly Scud on your chin!
by Aryxsucks February 21, 2011
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SCUD

Throwing a dart {usually in the game of cricket} that doesn't hit its intended target but usually something of lesser value. During the Persian Gulf War , Iraqis would fire off a missile called a SCUD at their enemy, It almost always seemed to miss it's target but would hit an unintended target close by causing their enemy or civilians collateral damage.
I was aiming at triple 18's but threw a SCUD and hit a single 16, it's better than nothing.

I was trying to hit a single 16 to close it out but threw a SCUD and hit a double bullseye!~ Hell yes!~ Cha-Ching!~
by Alpha67Wolf January 10, 2021
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Scud Puppy

The type of thot that say "It's my first time" but in reality shes got more bodies than you , yo homie, yo momma and daddy combined.
by lemoncrothcman January 21, 2020
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scud

Manchester (UK) slang used to describe a girl who is a thot/hoe/slut
Ay yo Teeqo, that yat is a scud yuno shes known in ends
by yvn_baddie December 29, 2020
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