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Scratching Teeth

The act in which two individuals make physical contact by scraping their teeth together.

This cannot be done easily in a natural situation, like kissing. The two people must position their heads and mouths awkwardly, in a manner in which they can rub their teeth against anothers.

The sensation created is similar to eating with a fork, and when you pull the fork out of your mouth, it makes a distasteful "scratching" noise. The feeling may bring about numbness, hysteria, and a temporary deafness (due to the shrieking noise created when the teeth collide).

It has been said that scratching teeth may replace waterboarding as a form of torture in the near future.
Christian- "Did you hear what Justin did last night?"

Dan- "Yeah. He was totally scratching teeth with that girl from Utah. Yuck!"

Christian- "We need to get him to the nearest psychiatric ward."

Dan- "We'll do it live."
by El Capitalist June 2, 2009
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Quit Snitchin'

Phrase used when "SNITCHED" upon by a Snitch-(A nark,
A tattle Tail, a person that rats you out) or shady snitch like activity presumes...this rates "QUIT SNITCHIN" violently and reckless like
TORRO: ......Hey guys...Did you hear what Phillips said..?

GUYS: What..?

TORRO: (Furter Snitchin)......

PHILLIPS: Quit Snitchin'!!!! <<<<RECKLESS With spit every where and seizure likeish...
by Jay Phizzle June 10, 2008
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Snatching

The act of being a snitch; being a pussy and ratting out someone
Tony be such a snitch, he be snatching
by MOCK THE BLEEDING DEAD February 27, 2008
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Scratching

With the same intention as cutting, except trying to avoid scarring. The scratcher will usually use something sharp to the touch but not pure metal, for example, a bobby pin without the plastic coating or a safety pin as opposed to a knife, scissors, razor, pencil sharpener blade, etc.
It's not cutting, it's scratching.
by ShutDesFuckUp August 29, 2011
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winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!
by clintoncousin December 11, 2007
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silching

The act of having a conversation or conversing with another person while pooping.
Mike is always silching to Tom when he is taking a dump.
by Goober18 January 31, 2009
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Stop Snitchin

An urban policy that has become maddness. It has gone from a policy of not betraying and turning in one's friends to the over the top policy of not talking to the police about anything. Even if the person who commited the crime has done terrible things, and he is not even from your neighborhood. A policy that has led to the ceasing of solving of inner-city crimes.
Person fed up with constant violence: "He murdered three people! He's not even from our hood!"
Person who has grown too used to it: You know the policy, Stop Snitchin."
by IndicatedEye April 22, 2006
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