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Kardashian Scheme

Creating situations to generate income and attention from sponsorship and press using a false or fraudulent platform.

Such situations can and may include:

Planning and undertaking a fake engagement and wedding.
Secretly assisting in the release of a Sex Tape featuring you.
Appearing on a show about dancing, when you can't dance.
I can't believe I paid one million dollars to release the first photos of this wedding after it turned out to be fake, this is such a Kardashian Scheme.
by Bradley Laborman November 2, 2011
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Detlef Schrempf

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.
I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.
by Ross June 16, 2006
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scheming

Plotting and scheming the future of my career.
by BigBossDog420 November 27, 2013
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Schteph

Another name for "Steph", but said as though one has a lisp ~ "Schteph".

Is the shortened term for "Schtephanie"

Can produce some funny results when said in the company of a person who actually does have a lisp.

Also note that anyone who calls them self "Schteph" is most likely to be quite beautiful, yet a little dim (humorously) on one or two occasions.
"Haha, look at Schtephanie"
by Bbiddlecombe99 April 2, 2009
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scheemer

(n) a person who often lies to their friends and/or their boyfriends/girlfriends, to go hang out with someone sneakily.
Scheemer: "Hey guys uhh Jen, my mom wants me home by nine....."
Friend: Alright late scheemer
by The Real LG March 14, 2007
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Schmemofull

The general malaise felt after successfully binge drinking for five or more days straight.
"Dude, I'm so schmemofull from that vacation."
by Troglodite77 January 16, 2009
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schlemiel

Someone who tends to go around spilling soup on people.

See schlamazel.

From the Yiddish.
Bob is a real schlemiel, he can't do anything right.
by Athene Airheart March 17, 2004
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