Samoan Slap

Being slapped with a jandal. (Jandal being a Flip-Flop)
Usually done by a samoan lady to her kids or Husband...

If you don't behave right now I'mma samoan slap you! And you know what those feel like!!!!

by dongbull21 March 26, 2011

Samoan(s)

Samoans are people from the Pacific. They are of the Polynesian category along with others such as tongans, and etc. I read most of the definitions of samoans, and I tell almost everyone of those are not true. Not all samoans are big, and large. I would say heavy boned and naturally muscular. LOL. Samoans are friendly people. They are called the "Happy people" of polynesia. But if you mess with them in some rude way, I can't tell you what will happen, but it probably one of your worst experience. Just kidding, not all are the worst. Some are kind-hearted. In the samoan culture, RESPECT is really involved. Respect your elders, family, and friends for they will respect you back. ( I think) So my friends, this is what I think Samoans are.

Samoan(s) tend to do daily chores that leads to be the most powerful weapon there can be to strength and respect!

by tweeta June 24, 2009

Samson Cat

Amazing feats of strength performed by common house cat.

A regular cat moving or knocking something that seems that a cat couldn't move like a table or tv set

I thought I closed the sliding doors enough so the cat couldn't get out, But yet the cat is on the porch!, I dunno we must have a Samson cat.

who knocked over the Tv? Must of been Samson Cat cause no one else was home.

by Flynnfam January 2, 2012

Samoan land mine

A large dump

"Hold on I gotta go drop a Samoan land mine!"

by ndm1598 November 9, 2014

Shamooning

Act o spamming social media with obvious fact just to annoy your friends.

There is a lot of shamooning on facebook and twitter lately.

by Sv8 December 17, 2016

Samoan Roadblock

When you get caught behind two fat chicks walking slow in a narrow hallway and there isn't enough room to pass

Jed - "Yo Dennis why you late? The meeting started 10 minutes ago."

Dennis - "Bro I couldn't help it I got caught behind a Samoan Roadblock coming back from my smoke break."

by Fresno Bob September 28, 2017

Samson Cortina George

Discovered the first mobile phone back in 2003, also discovered the first electron and volt in 2017

Have you heard of Samson Cortina George? Yes, didn’t he discover the first mobile phone?

by Foxtrot Oscar May 31, 2019