pocket freshmen

new kids in the freshman class that are so small they could fit in your back pocket.

did you see those frosh over there, they're total pocket freshmen.

by MOK69 November 27, 2011

Pocket muffin

A muffin that you keep in your pocket for emergency calories. Essential for garnering sweet gainz after a workout when you are in a place with no food, or food that doesn't fit your macros.

Deshawn keeps a pocket muffin in all of his jackets, which is why he possesses great swole.

by Swoledonym April 20, 2014

Pocket-sanding

The act of pulling collected sand/dust from your pocket and unleashing it on your foes eyes in combat.

“The motherfucker won by pocket-sanding my eyes and kicked my ass while I was blinded”

by Crackheadlover69 June 6, 2018

PORK POCKET

very large female crotch

Jane is hoping her pork pocket gets action this weekend

by SHELLY BARNES May 12, 2007

center pocket

a pocket located in the front of your jeans and usually lower than the side pockets. Also, it usually requires some digging and can only be accessed by a female.

Female: "hey where did you put my keys?"
Male: "In my center pocket. your welcome to go find them if you want."

by Tycho111 February 21, 2010

front pocket money

An inordinate amount of cash carried in the front pocket to buy whatever you want. Money made outside of your job/profession that is dispensable.

“Memfy, you got any front pocket money? I’m trying to score some Mexican street Molly off this guy.”

by droe1021 March 19, 2019

swedish hot pocket

When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.

"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"

by ndrago1 February 10, 2017