Dingler Puddle

A puddle of semen left in the small of a girl's back, the head of the penis is then slapped into the puddle, spreading the ejaculate across the back.

"We were watching The Girl Next door when I went splashing in her Dingler Puddle!"

by Namor Aquaman June 30, 2008

Puddle of Yves

The condition of not getting your way and literally melting to the floor, curling up in the fetal position and crying or in a more sudtle way-covering your eyes and face with your hands until the person gives into your whims and wants.

I told her no and she became a Puddle of Yves.

by rachealk February 4, 2010

puddle scunt

Is a cracked out meth head that will spread her legs and gapping open mouth for surfing your carpet

scunt puddle scunt

by GOD of LIGHT May 15, 2013

puddlecunt

A woman whose pussy gets extremely wet during sex.

That slut I brought home from the bar last night was a true puddlecunt. Her pussy got so wet during sex she flooded my bed.

by Dick Beeninya October 6, 2018

Puddle pounder

When you finger blast her until she's drenched and you slap your dick against it to splash it everywhere.

Oh man I had the best puddle pounder last night. She got so wet and I splashed it everywhere with my dick!

by DauntingMeerkat February 13, 2021

Puddle Clarity

When you step into a puddle, fall into another dimension and immediately want to move to a warmer, dryer location.

I moved from Canada to Florida after an ass kicking of puddle clarity.

by Cfab97 February 11, 2022

mud puddler

Man who likes to remove other peoples faeces and play with it.

I meet this gorgeous guy who happens to be a mud puddler

by Sacha in OZ June 15, 2008