procton

(n) The quantum of odor, that is, the smallest amount of odor which can exist independently. The unit of the Procton is the Smith, however, due to the large magnitude of the Smith, most commonly encountered odors are measured in picosmiths or femtosmiths.

He cut a loud, wet one, sending out a spreading cloud of Proctons like the ring around Uranus.

by DukieP April 28, 2005

Proctologizing

To make and apology for being and ass.

I'm done proctologizing to Amy for saying she looked fat in her wedding dress, she can just get over it already!

Rick is proctologizing to Tonya for calling her Marci during sex.

by Tulip Juicyfruit August 25, 2010

Proctosaurus

Dinosaur version of the well known porn star, Christopher Proctor.

Pussy

Pussbag

Really really gay.

Yo what's that Proctosaurus thing?

Oh don't worry thats just the dinosaur version of Christopher Proctor, the porn star.

oh, I heard he's a fucking pussy

You got that right.

by Fuck Chris Proctor September 16, 2012

Proctomity

- (n) name of a group of socialites who are friends since middle school and doesn't let in outsiders to join the party.

- (adj.) used by the group to describe the LGBT community in a discreet way

"Hey, can I join your Proctomity group?" "No, it's exclusive and I don't think anyone has joined as an outsider"

by YallKnowWhoItIsRight June 14, 2019

protori

some youtube man that made lego game animations a year ago but quit
he also does some other stuff but eh

hey dude, remember protori?
yeah, wonder what happened to him.

by ur mom epic gamer dab ekks dee June 4, 2020

proctocol

The medical procedures proscribed for proctological examinations.

John was concerned that his doctor was giving him the blue glove treatment at his annual physical because he was only 32. His doctor explained that he was following standard proctocol.

by Don Flavio III October 15, 2010

Proctologist

One who receives sheer joy by inspecting and treating patients assholes.

One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.

by Jim Jim420 October 26, 2009