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professional procrastinator

a person who charges hourly rates for their work and always procrastinates, getting more money from the job.
Wouldnt reccomend it, the last one i got was a professional procrastinator
by Jacknauf May 2, 2011
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procrastinate

To drag one's ass in such a pathetic manner as to ensure one's place in life as a complete loser.
Courtney had a lot of potential, but because she would procrastinate, she now lives in a cardboard box on the street.
by MiraRen July 30, 2008
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procrastinate

1. (intransitive) To put off; to delay taking action; to wait until later.

2. (transitive) To put off; to delay something.
"...procrastinate the inevitable." - Dick Vitale

He procrastinated until the last minute and had to stay up all night to finish.
by Yanky1990 November 10, 2010
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procrastinator

A member of the orange Architect's team in Shadow Cities, who repeatedly puts off getting energy until right before a campaign ends. Generally these are badasses from North Carolina
Dreamergirl16: u guys r so far behind u can never catch up

Haak: pfft....you know we aint nothin but a bunch of procrastinators, we'll be on top at the end
by TheHaak June 16, 2011
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procrastibate

All i did was procrastibate all day long and got no work done.
by Tripp36 September 30, 2008
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procrastinature

A human state of mind or temperament signified by long bouts of indecision and uncertainty. The lifelong simmering inability to make a firm decision, and its' associated symptoms.
It was fortunate my drivers license was suspended, since I was having such trouble deciding where to road-trip for my holiday. Yes, those police really did my procrastinature a favor.

My! He really suffers his own procrastinature.
by magnet928 February 26, 2011
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procrastinator

burnin the day away til late at night when you realize that you have a shitload of homework to do. that's when the stress kicks in
-also another word for slacker
i'm such a fuckin procrastinator! i got 3 papers due in two hours! SHIT!
by risingshadow April 12, 2009
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