Procrastibate

Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand

I procrastibate on my math text book so frequently that it doesn't open anymore

by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

Procrastabate

To procrastabate: Masturbating when bored and/or there is nothing else to do.

Hmm.... What shall I do, might as well procrastabate!

by Educated-singles.com July 20, 2015

procrastibater

The act of masturbating, while procrasternating.

Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater

by The_jet_man October 28, 2015

procrasturbate

The act of procrasturbation.
Masturbating instead of doing other necessary things.
Postponing work to masturbate.

Dude, I had so much homework to do, but I chose to procrasturbate all night instead.

by tylerb91 January 18, 2010

Procrasterbation Mug

A mug used for masturbation while pressing matters await.

That's not a milkshake, it's my procrasterbation mug !

by emrldflm96 June 9, 2010

Procrastubation

The means of using masturbation as a form of procrastination.

Bobby: I've been using procrastubation a lot to hold off my work a lot lately; I do it three times every time I need to do one thing!
Sam: I think you should see a doctor

by shortstirling June 29, 2015

Procrastihate

(Verb)
to procrastinate to the point where you hate yourself and in turn get nothing done so you hate yourself more and the vicious cycle continues until said task is completed.

"John, you're procrastihating on your history essay again."
"Man, this paper is due in less than an hour and I haven't even started yet. I procrastihate myself right now."

by Female Gumby December 19, 2016