Pieced Up

When you get boxed liked a fish in Fortnite. Essentially you are getting Piece Controlled, ie; an enemy places builds in a place where you will be so that he has full control of the fight

Are you kidding me!? I just got fucking Pieced Up again! These kids are so fucking sweaty.

by Jxckkk February 11, 2021

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half-priced weed

1)half priced LIRR tickets
2)bad weed

I got half-priced weed for next week's trip.

I had some half-priced weed that made my throat burn.

by lili3323 January 15, 2009

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a procedure

Code phrase used when a woman needs to have an abortion; usually used to hide the fact that she is going in for the operation to mixed company.

Girl, I won't be going to the club tomorrow night, I gotta rest up cause I'm having a procedure the day after next.

by Chizz October 11, 2004

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precever

a preepy bitch who seems stuck up but when you meet her it turns out shes a total whour and will buff yo pikel at the drop of a dime

yo did you see me hook up wit that precever last night. before i met her i thought that she was a stuck up prep bitch. but now i no shes a feelthy whore who swollows!

by matt fitzpatrick April 23, 2006

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The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to vomit) in an effort to convince everyone that you are really sick. This way when you play hookie on the monday after your weekend drinking binge your co-workers will believe that your calling-in-sick is legitimate.

Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what tool"

*THAT MONDAY*

Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."

by Psycho-J December 1, 2006

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