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The most amazingly delicious and ambitious soon-to-be-dictator of the Earth, Peasley inhabits a website known as Emoearth and eats, sleeps, and breathes Awesome. Is it a he, a she, or an it? Regardless, his/her/its androgyny attracts droves of the site's 20,000+ members to her/his/its profile, a shrine of utmost royalty and princeliness that puts that faggot Prince of Whales to shame.
Everyone wants to bang Peasley, and not just because he/she/it is obsessed with Taco Bell yet is not the size of a Super Wal Mart.
Everyone wants to bang Peasley, and not just because he/she/it is obsessed with Taco Bell yet is not the size of a Super Wal Mart.
by Kriakin June 21, 2008
Get the Peasley mug.Sudden and catastrophic stoppage of the heart whilst engaged in defaecation, usually following consumption of a fried peanut-butter and banana sandwich or a presley of drugs.
I was called to a patient with Presley's syndrome in the male changing rooms. I had to unlock the cubicle from outside.
by jock-doc October 25, 2011
Get the Presley's Syndrome mug.An obese drug addict that had an unusually fat ass considering he liked to gyrate his hips a lot. He stole rock from all of the little afro-babies. He's also known for covering The Beatles songs by shoving a microphone in his shit box after he ate a bunch of Mexican food, he'd then hover over the mixer and hit 'record' while the original song was playing in the background. His on-stage attire can be best described as that of a faggot Bruce Lee jumpsuit with sparkly tigers on it. There's also a misconception regarding the oversized. gold-plated rims on his glasses. They were not intended to be a fashion statement, they were simply in proportion to the massive frames constructed to house his fat-fuck head. He died on the crapper while taking a massive shit that was a mixture of barbiturates, booze and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
There's also another obese musician that shares the same forename, Elvis Costello. Though he hasn't died on the shitter.
There's also another obese musician that shares the same forename, Elvis Costello. Though he hasn't died on the shitter.
by yannimyfanny December 22, 2008
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