Nobel Peace Prize

A pejorative term for a meaningless award with a grandiose name given when a mere pat on the back would suffice.

My wife gave me a good back rub last night. She deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for that.

by pyrodoctor October 10, 2009

Turner Prize

English art prize generally awarded to someone who
a - went to art school
b - has spent the year being outrageous
c - produced a volume of work that gets people talking

1998 Turner Prize is awarded to Chris Ofili for the Madonna and Child with elephant dung
1995 Turner Prize is awarded to Damien Hirst for half a cow in formaldehyde

by A Legge January 24, 2006

Pfizerized

Getting your tracking chip installed

Where you at bro?
Check the database, I just got Pfizerized

by Treatmonkey May 11, 2021

Nobel Piece Prize

An annual award given to someone that takes a piece of everything and gives back nothing.

Did you see that President Obama won the Nobel Piece Prize today?

by Orv2169 October 9, 2009

Consolation Prize

A prize given to someone who does not deserve/ did not get the real thing, but needs to be acknowledged somehow.

She's just the consolation prize. I'm the REAL indian dream.

by rackanna January 12, 2011

phizesty

Pretty hott and zestaaaay! This means something good, something hott, something sexy, or just something that's awesome.

"Ooooh, you're soooo phizesty!" or "Dude, that car is phizesty!"

by Kristen B. Falls January 30, 2009

prize nazi

That one guy in a multi player game who takes all the special items regardless of if he needs them or not, in particular the ninja turtles arcade game where the player with the most health eats the pizza and laughs about it to the guy next to him who now has to put another quarter in. Also has the spawn locations and best hiding places of every weapon on every map memorized in whatever game he plays.

(Halo) I'm trying to drive the scorpion tank but there's a prize nazi that always gets it first
(World of Warcraft) I got prize nazi'd on the sword of a thousand truths by a guy who already had a better sword

by BizmoTM April 27, 2013