puddling

1. To cry about an incident that little or no impact on you personally.

Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"

by William Beiler January 5, 2009

Poodling

When you doodle while pooping.

John needed to work on their art so I suggested they start poodling.

by PapaDaPussy April 9, 2015

Peddling

Peddle is the act of numbing and slitting half way down your ball sack, hanging it over a girls face and peddling it like a bike.

Yo! I just got done peddling the shit out of her, may not be able to have kids but damn that was the best moment of my life!

by CockConsumer69 May 8, 2021

Podding

Going out and being a ho

I’m out here podding the block

by TheGoodSibling August 15, 2021

peddling asininities

The phrase "peddling asininities" is a somewhat archaic expression that means to spread or promote foolish or nonsensical ideas. Such as what Piers Morgan has been doing regarding the Israeli/Palestinian conflict.

Piers: "simple question, do you believe hamas is a terrorist organization?"
Top'g: "that's an interesting question, but I think you are peddling asininities"

by gmtaketake November 24, 2023

Puddling

When a someone's anus is filled with bodily fluids and they walk and squat in a circle to push out fluids.

Miles was puddling in the living room last night and now it stinks in here.

by Cantcakes June 19, 2025

pea podding

Turning someone's clothes inside out

Patrick will be pissed off when he finds out we cabbaged his bag and did some pea podding of his clothes!

Everyone's left their door open in our hall - time to do some pea podding!

by matt20122 January 5, 2012