Pinocchio's argument

Someone who does not know how to use the term strongman argument right when a straw man argument is supposed to be someone pretending to answer with facts but really not answering the question at all

Example a Pinocchio's argument is where one who is listing facts gets told by the other person that's a straw man argument even though facts were presented and a straw man argument cannot exist when there's facts presented because I true straw man argument is it's bad because it's bad with no facts given. However someone using the Pinocchio's argument is just ignoring the facts and pretending there is a straw man argument when it doesn't fit the criteria for a straw man argument. In other words the pretending and lying and misusing it just to win an argument because in their eyes it's not about whether the right or wrong it's just whether they win. Hence the Pinocchio's argument

by Meganfan1987 May 9, 2023

The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992

An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet

Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online

by NOIE_LIMAC February 9, 2021

Pinocchio Type

A tranny. Once a girl, now a boy.
"I wanna be a real boy!"

" 'He' is a Pinocchio type, so be careful not to say anything offensive"

by Epithet2 April 14, 2021

the Pinocchio's argument

Somebody who pretends there's a straw man argument when they're not the ones presenting facts

Example someone lists statistics but they tell that person that's a straw man argument when it's not hence the Pinocchio's argument

by Meganfan1987 May 9, 2023

Chipmunk Pinocchio

During a blowjob, she puts both of your nuts in her mouth and looks up at you with the base of your dick at her nose

Every time she blows me she'll tell me my dick is small and when I look down all I see is Chipmunk Pinocchio

by LivinlikelLarry January 7, 2017

Portly Pinocchio

George Santos

New York’s newest congress-critter is habitual liar and tub of goo George Santos, who got sketchy cash and an entire cult of republicans behind him. the Portly Pinocchio will likely not finish his term and instead get extradited to Brazil for prosecution.

by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2023

Angled Pinocchio

When you have intentions of penetrating a woman’s vagina, but accidentally push up instead of in resulting in a cut that goes upward through the body from the genital region with the precision of a scalpel which makes for a very painful torn clitoris and in some cases, a gutted girlfriend.

“Don’t talk to him, he gave me an Angled Pinocchio.”

by Prescription Bottle February 16, 2021