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pigeon poop boutonniere

A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.
My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.
by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011
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Pigeon Fucker

Slang used by members of Alcoholics Anonymous to refer to sexual predators who take advantage of emotionally vulnerable newcomers.
Keep the new girl away from John B. He's a notorious Pigeon Fucker.
by Bill Wilson July 22, 2008
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Pigeoner

The art of stalking and catching pigeons for entertainment. Usually done at night in major cities across the world,can be done sober but generally while being extremely drunk.
That man is a top shelf pigeoner! he can catch a pigeon with relative ease. the more intoxicated he is the more entertaining it is for those lucky enough to see this talent first hand..
by pigeoncatcher October 17, 2011
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Nigglet pigglet

A name used in pure anger to insult the pigs in Angry Birds that smirk at you when you fail to kill them. Best used in a slightly cutesy voice, as to amuse anyone within hearing distance.
"DAMN IT, I've played this level ten times and I just can't get that one fucking nigglet pigglet!"
by Liz Silva July 5, 2012
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Master Of Pigeons

This guy has complete control over all wild pigeons (and to a lesser extent, doves). Plans to one day dominate the earth with his army of feathered pests.
HOLY SHIT!!!! It's the master of pigeons!!!
Throw some bread and hope he goes away.
by EdLeicester January 20, 2009
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Pigeon

wilbur:PIGEON
*pigeon head comes off*
wilbur:AHHHHHHH
by yntbkshyfyon January 24, 2021
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piellewapper

this is much like a poesklap... just 10decibels louder.
i gave him a piellewapper from hell. it was so loud... my glasses cracked...!
by NaughtyByN8ure September 14, 2009
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