joshua paat

Joshua Paat was a psychologist who developed a new type of psychological disorder and eventually published his findings on his disorder.

Joshua Paat syndrome: A psychological disorder that causes an individual to become feminine and develops an extremely large head. Creates a tendency to insult others to boost one's own confidence. Often times will revert to child-like behavior, i.e. playing pokemon games.

History: The disease was named after a psychologist named Joshua Paat who first developed the disease after failing his first psychology course.

His strange behavior is probably caused by Joshua Paat.

by Jacob Guerrero April 1, 2010

Phantom wipe

Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. You’re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you don’t you should to make sure your getting all the … (well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.

(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.

by Glockman1727AK47 January 10, 2009

The Phantom Renamer

The Phantom Renamer (TPR) is most likely someone you work with. He makes up nicknames for everyone and is a legend at it.
He may also be responsible for changing the name on items you own to the nickname he has kept for you.
This can be in the form of user names, digital files, etc

Person 1: Hey dude The Phantom Renamer strikes again.. look at the shared folder..
Person 2: Lmao! I wonder who TPR is?
Person 1: Legend!

Names on the shared folder:
Hank = Cal
Cal-ifornications (main character Hank Moody)

by alfinator March 4, 2011

Phantom Truck

The phantom truck is a truck that likes to sneak up behind you while you drive on the highway and gets close to you and scares the shit out of you then you look away and try to get away from it then you look back and it's gone.

Driver: holy shit!!
*swerves to the right*
Passenger: dude what the hell?!?
Driver: that huge ass truck almost rammed into me!
Passenger: what truck?
Driver: it was just there a second ago!
Passenger: oh snap it was the Phantom Truck!

by Nemisis the Gunslinger April 14, 2010

Phantom Shitter

Someone who takes a huge dump in a public toilet, then doesn't pull the flush, so the next poor sucker who enters the cubicle can find it.

Just encountered a phantom shitter at the motorway services, it was rank.

by dj2012 September 26, 2012

phantasm

phantom, spectre, ghost, illusion of fantasy.

...then the phantasm faded away.

by illphantasm May 26, 2003

phantom myspacer

A user of the widely popular social-networking website Myspace.com who has created an account with very limited and/or false information so that other users can not determine who this person really is, but lets the creator of the account view and check up on other myspacers secretly.

Harold: My old friend came up to me at the bar and told me all this stuff he read about me, but could have only read on Myspace. He's not on my buddy list, and he said he doesn't use myspace even.

Kumar: It's obvious he's one of those phantom myspacers.

by Mark Simon September 20, 2008