Permanent Vacation

An euphemism for getting laid off or fired.

That horn dog got away with sexually harassment until one of his targets ratted him out. Now, he’s taking a permanent vacation.

by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021

kaiser permanente

noun, it's a shityass heath care organization that provides people with one stop healthcare shopping. It's a completely overrated lame ass not-for-profit hospital, where it takes 1 hour of holding on the phone before you can get an appointment and an additional hour once you're in the building it takes another hour before the doctor admits you, who only has 15 minutes to meet w/ you before he/she is off to another patient. My advice...stay home and don't bother w/ KP

"(cough, cough)"
"Should I call Kaiser Permanente to make an appointment?...nah, by the time i get to see a doctor my cold will be gone"

by Kp-hater August 17, 2006

permatechnotarded

Perma for Permanent, and Technotarded for unskilled in Technology field. Together they make a word so incredible that it is only to be said in the worst case scenario. Permanently "Technotarded"

Jonah: Oh crap, I just deleted all of my files with this Recovery disk.

Jacob: You are - Permatechnotarded -

*Jacob is now offline*

by CrazyClone July 2, 2009

permanent pink slip

When you stop dealing with your side piece all together no further contact at all and there is no way you will ever get back together!

I used to deal with her but things got a little crazy so i had to give her a permanent pink slip!

by Zale1738 February 18, 2010

permanentise

(verb, transitive) : To make a secret situation permanent by having made an irrevocable public advertisement revealing its existence

1. Her announcement at the meeting permanentised the fact that she, above others, had been allocated a room for her personal use.

2. To his dismay, she permanentised the relationship by announcing it to all his friends at the party.

by The Word Genie March 1, 2011

permatan

A permanent tan that is tattoed on

"freddy, hit me with some of that tan spray"

"georgy, just get a permatan dude"

by Dunnyshe August 10, 2017

Permintern

The position of an intern style role that is a permanent job.

George became a permintern when he took a role to learn about business and develop his skillset however is on a permanent contract.

by ApricotChutney June 28, 2018