a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act.
by evil bob August 30, 2006
Get the tea potting mug.A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man
"I took my girlfriend for a curry last night. Tea potting all night long. So mate- dont ever use this teapot... "
by Marie Costello August 26, 2007
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"I once had magical powers, and I wished that my house was larger and considered cooking the television, later I did parenting."
by David Kline May 14, 2004
Get the Parenting mug.When one male, after eating and enjoying a nutritious yoghurt, inserts said yogurt pot into his anus.
His male companion then inserts his penis and/or balls into the yogurt pot.
Note: this is definitely not gay!
His male companion then inserts his penis and/or balls into the yogurt pot.
Note: this is definitely not gay!
Matty J and Deano have enjoyed a pleasant picnic on Hampstead Heath.
Matty J: Hey Deano, I've got this empty yogurt pot, what shall I do with it?
Deano: I know mate, let's try a spot of yoghurt-potting. It's definitely not gay!
Matty J: Hey Deano, I've got this empty yogurt pot, what shall I do with it?
Deano: I know mate, let's try a spot of yoghurt-potting. It's definitely not gay!
by BruffandConlon June 12, 2013
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Get the pratting around mug.A word parents use to describe to their kids so they can manipulate their kids. Usually parents that use this word are control freaks.
by YungHumor November 28, 2018
Get the Parenting mug.The creation of a horrible plan. People who plot will always refuse to tell any of their plans to their friends. People who plot will often come in pairs, wanting to plot together against their friends and/or partners.
“God damn it, Julia and Violet are plotting again.”
“They scare me. I think we should be concerned.”
“They scare me. I think we should be concerned.”
by LowestGround May 1, 2020
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