passing timber

When 2 people put their butts together and poop the same piece of poop back and forth

My uncle and his boyfriend are always passing timber

by DJBeefer October 21, 2013

Parading the Pope

When someone is driving a naked guy around in the back seat and he is jerking off. Must be done midday.

That guy is parading the pope.

by Papageorgi0 September 12, 2018

Passing the Cone

Compounded feces that hinders proper bowel movement which occurs as a result of a poor diet, excessive alcohol use, travel, or any combination of the above. The “cone” must be expelled before proper fecal expulsion can resume. Often described as a excruciatingly painful experience, it’s followed by a rush of euphoria and a newfound source of energy and enthusiasm.

The day after Thanksgiving, (s)he couldn’t go to the bar until (s)he completed passing the cone.

by Guins November 21, 2018

Passing by to buy tires for my daughter

"Passing by to buy tires for my daughter" is slang in the United States Marine Corps for laying siege to, seizing, and controlling fueling facilities during combat operations or civil unrest

"Gas prices are through the roof right now. I was over at Costco this morning passing by to buy tires for my daughter and the line was 4 cars deep on each pump. Naturally I told the attendant "I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away; I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."

by Backyard Possum May 12, 2021

pressing matter

...a stool that is knocking on your back door

"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."

by yippa March 17, 2023

Passing glance

When SpongeBob thought that he had everybody on his side and then he went and blew it all sky high. This is what sandy wouldn’t even spare for him because he ripped his pants

And now she won’t even spare me a passing glance.

by Astroy123 October 9, 2023

passing fee

when passing a blunt/joint to someone else and getting a free hit out of rotation because you are passing it.

i just gave the blunt to Al but of course I took a passing fee hit.

by Ajay the G.O.A.T. December 27, 2005