fart omelet

That odd fart in the morning that smells a bit like breakfast omelet. Its uncomfortable for he who smelt it dealt it to deal with the worrisome fact that it makes them hungry. A shameful feeling of woe generally sets in but the satisfaction soon ensues because it smelled like a good idea for breakfast.

After having a steak burrito, beer, and siracha shooters the night before, Tom awoke in his bed. He farted and it smelled like a morning omlete dropped into the mouth of the port o potty. He was disgusted. But relevied to know, he was goning to start the morning right with a omelet. A dream of tue fart omelet now was a reality.

by Mr. Nate December 1, 2014

Dirty Omelete

When you're fucking a fat girl and cum under a fat flap. Leave it there overnight and eat that shit for breakfast.

Me and your mom made a dirty omelete for breakfast.

by Dingaroo December 2, 2020

finger omelet

Female masturbation. When a woman is fingering herself so fast that it looks like she is whipping some eggs.

Jennie would rather sit at home and make a finger omelet than go out to the bar and have fun.

by Falco73 September 1, 2008

whale omelette

meaning of being, 'thick'

Teacher: "Bob, what is the capital of England"

Bob: "Don't know miss, I'm as thick as a whale omelette"

by Ludovik April 16, 2008

Give-a-shit-Ometer

An 'in my head' meter that registers to what degree I give a fuck.

Give me a moment...so I can check that out on my Give-a-shit-Ometer. Hmmm???...Nope, nothing!

by talk2me-JCH2 December 28, 2022

Olethros

A cheesy hunter of the Kargath variety. Commonly mistaken for a good player. Often questions George only to be corrected and berated thereafter. Discovered by Anetheron on a Friday afternoon, Olethros name was shortened to be used as an example of someone being incorrect or assuming the wrong thing.

No, you're wrong. You're starting to sound like Olethros now.

by MrTristan October 23, 2010

Olette

1. A fictional character in the video game series Kingdom Hearts. Olette has brown, curly hair and green eyes.

Olette - "You look happy, Roxas"
Olette - "We didn't go. It wouldn't be the same without you, right?"

by HayabusaZeroZ October 18, 2008