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nube tube

someone who is a crap shot on call of duty 4 or 5 and so instead resorts to firing a grenede from there gun at anything that moves getting numerous unsatifing kills and thinking they are good playes. death to all nube tubers
i get had by nube tube all the time. i want to kill them all (not in the game either)
by addy17baddyuk March 9, 2009
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The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.
by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 3, 2008
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nugent

A beautiful, faithful maiden who has amazing discernment when picking a good man.
Wow that girl has such great taste in men, looks like she pulled a Nugent!
by Steve 123 October 30, 2007
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Nube

The "Old English" Word For Noob. Usually meaning someone is unintelligent or lacks common sense. Mainly used in online gaming. Call of Duty has many of these.
Player 1: Wow I'm doing pretty good this match

Nube: Y0u 5UCK!!!! Y0uR G3ttiiNG LuCKy!!!! 0NCE I G3T A G3RN4DE L4UNCH3R your going downtown!

Player 1:...
by GarryLumpkins August 22, 2011
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nube tube

Grenade launcher used by unskilled people, e.g. nubes. Said launcher requires no skill, nor soberness to use.
Who's nube tubing? Who has the nube tube? Get rid of that nube tube or I'll teabag your corpse! Freakin nube tube got me.
by Drew Parkinson March 30, 2008
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nube

A word used by nerds to get back at kids who don't play video games all the time. Like a reversal of the whole jock vs nerd thing, except old school nerds were smart, present day nerds just play video games.It's really pathetic when you hear someone try to diss someone else on that basis.
Melvin: You're such a nube, I just pwned you!
Joe: Yeah, well at least I have friends.
by Cloudwacher November 3, 2006
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nubben

A pointlessrubber/plastic thing that's in the middle of computer keyboards, often on laptops, and is supposed to be a mouse. Useless as the laptop touchpad mouse is directly under it, and it's really fiddly to use. There's probably a Russian grandmaster of using it.
Miguel: Hey i got a new laptop, it's got a wierd rubber thing in the keyboard
Ricardo: Yeah, it's a nubben...useless...WHY OH WHY?!?!
by Colin Colino McColinson March 27, 2008
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