The Nookie

What I did it all for

"The Nookie" is a song by the craptacular Limp Bizkit

by ohshnap April 11, 2009

PwN nOoBs

To Pwn Noobs is to completely Obliterate your opponent in any event where their is competition though specifically originated from Online Gaming Terminology. Very similiar in nature as "owning new players".

Dude last night on CS:S I totally Pwned Noobs and they started to cry because i Pwn Noobs so much!!

by Cam Johnston June 19, 2006

shoulder nook

the place where a girl rests her head when shes leaning against a boy. it is usually very comfy and is located just under the shoulder

Girl: i am oh so tired, if only i had a comfy place to lean/sleep on
Guy: oh, why don't you lean against my shoulder nook.

by idoloveagoodshouldernook April 27, 2008

Noobshant

(verb, noun, or adjective) The act of saying something completely idiotic, and then once criticized for their unbelievable stupidity say you were joking. Known to be the most fucking idiotic way to get away with not knowing the most basic of information.

Joe (talking to his friends): Yo, did you see Deadpool yet?

Bob the Noobshant: Whats a Deadpool?

Joe: OMG, you fucking idiot, it's currently the most watched movie in the world!!! How the fuck do you not know that movie?

Bob the Noobshant: I'm just Joking.

Joe: You are such a Noobshant.

by Tinker Bell Lover May 21, 2016

Nookie Hooky

when you skip school or work to have sex

Mark was playing nookie hooky from work when he left to have sex with Celeste.

by Stella S. January 18, 2006

Tom Nook

A fucking cheapskate who steals players money, and price gouges for everything. He puts you in TONS of debt and is a very stingy raccoon. In The first few games (Wild World, City Folk, and GameCube) he makes you work for him and only pays you 1,800 bells at the end. That’s enough to buy one piece of furniture, and the house loan is 19,800 bells. That should tell you something.

Tom Nook is literally Satan. Not joking.

by Not a legend 27 April 13, 2020

lack a nookie

A play on the Hawaian language. Meaning getting no sex.

Billy is so horny,he's suffering from lack a nookie.

by Bill/K4FLH May 27, 2008