no soap...radio

A joke played on an innocent victim, where several people agree beforehand to laugh at a completely pointless joke involving elephants, polar bears, etc. in a bathtub with the punch line "no soap ... radio". The objective is to see if they can get the victim to laugh along so he won't look like he was too dumb to get it. If he does, then everyone stops laughing and asks the victim what's so funny, and gets a good laugh at his embarassment.
We used to do the old "no soap...radio" joke when we were 10.
by JohnJabong May 02, 2006
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SOAP BAR

Popular "hashish" found in the UK.

soap bars weighing 9oz / 250 grams, on average contain 1/3 oz / 10 grams of flower / resin and up to 200 grams of inert ground-up shade leaf. The remainder consist of c.40 grams of various noxious substances. Using mass spectrometry they found the most common of these are as follows:
Glue
Dyes
Carcinogenic solvents such as Toluene and Benzene (from petrol/turpentine/diesel)
Henna
Pine resin (to mask the smell of the above)
Plastic (often from repressing/remixing bars using petrol/diesel)
Tranquilizers / barbiturates (often veterinary in origin like ketamine)
Other ingredients found include;
Tar / bitumen
Wax / Boot polish
Condensed milk powder
Brick dust / sand
Digested organic matter / excrement
45 UKP is what this soap bar will cost you
by conscience January 25, 2005
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soap opera

A weekday drama airing during the daytime, intended for women (particularly "homemakers"/"at-home moms"), known for excessively emotional acting and shallow plots and scripts. Soap operas are so-called because the earliest dramas, which originated in the 1950s and 1960s, were sponsored by soap-making companies such as Proctor & Gamble.
by LudwigVan December 12, 2003
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drop the soap

To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.
by matt November 01, 2003
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soaping off

When you jerk off using soap as lube.
I ran out of lube yesterday, so i ended up soaping off
by Kinchee March 09, 2016
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soap on a rope

Its when prisoners tie a rope to the soap so they cant be fucked up the ass if they drop the soap.
Jerry got ass fucked by ben when he dropped the soap. Next time hes gunna tie the soap to a rope.
by cartman5000 August 05, 2004
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college soap

A mix of soap and water that is made when there is not enough soap in the dispenser to get some out. This is typically found in a college dorm room.
Hey man, can you add more water to the college soap? It's out again.
by mvolfman March 20, 2011
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