Ninjaneer

Noun: A person who designs an infallible plan with impeccable craftmanship, and/or proceeds, virtually invulnerable and unstoppable by any opposition, to carry out to completion said scheme, and while operating with a skillset which displays such a degree of mastery, so perfectly flawless in it's precision, that it appears as though the performer/ance is almost supernatural. ₯Verb: Ninjaneering: The act of scheming and/or executing with seemingly remarkable artistry, an invincible strategy, concocting and/or enacting an unbeatable, indestructible, foolproof set of plans.

1) My 18 month old son is such a little badass: you should see him running around- he is an absolute ninjaneer on that playground! 2) Candace is so deluded, thinking she can ninjaneer a breakup between me and my man, as that bitch just doesn't possess the skills.

by KMurda September 1, 2012

ninjury

(n.) harm or damage done by a ninja

My friend obtained a ninjury over the weekend. He did make it.

by Lamvao September 30, 2007

Ninjutsu

Developed in the 16th century during the Feudal era of the Japanese, it was created to combat the ever rising threat of the samurai. The art was specifically created to target weak joints within armour with a concentration of a high powered blow.

Now practically useless, it is used by morons who think that being a ninja is cool, when in reality, Chinese wushu owns everyone.

The ninjutsu martial artist died when the Chinese Taichi practitioner kicked his ass.

by Expert of Martial Arts May 27, 2005

ninjanuity

The art of sneaking deadly ideas into a project such that they are not detected until it's too late.

Sunni used her ninjanuity to slip a few features into our client-approved website design that are impossible to build. We all reviewed the design, but none of us saw it until it was too late.

by javanaut May 3, 2011

Ninjury

To be physically damaged by a ninja.

"Sorry boss, I wont be in work today, I have a severe 'ninjury' ."

by Omegatron Hard'mofo'castle September 5, 2011

ninjury

1. An injury suffered while attempting something beyond one's ability. (Often preceded by "Hey, check THIS out!")

2. An injury suffered without the knowledge of the injured party. Possibly caused by ninjas.

1. "Hey, check THIS out; I'm gonna jump this ditch!" *SPLAT* "Dude, you OK? That's a pretty heinous ninjury!"

2. "Dude, where'd you get that cut?" "Beats me, some kind of ninjury."

by High C September 23, 2012

ninjuries

Harmful and painful acts inflicted upon ones self while having ninjanuity more moments.

I have an awesome skill set, however even the pros still get not ninjuries.

by d3vilsr3j3ct82 April 11, 2015