Muddy Mandel 

The act of cunnilingus while the receiver defecates on the toilet, thus leaving a streak of feces between the chin and lip of the performer, which resembles Howie Mandel's soul patch from the mid-00's. Analogous to the blumpkin.

Emily: I heard Brian gave Tiffany a mean muddy Mandel for their one year anniversary!

Stephanie: Tiffany's so lucky - she found a keeper for sure.

Muddy Mandel by THEbigAGGIE May 22, 2017

Muddy Pe Da 

When a toothless Pe Da is receiving anal sex from another man and he pulls out and the Pe Da proceeds to give his friend a blow job while scrapping the shit off his Dick with his dental implant posts.

Next time please don’t bite down so hard when giving me a muddy Pe Da

Muddy Pe Da by Muddygummybear July 16, 2023

Dangling Mandy

The end result of a dog ingesting a long hair - a turd swinging from a dogs ass, by a long hair, which is still inside the rectum.

Fido must have ingested a hair, while he was licking the carpet last night, because he had to fight to free a Dangling Mandy this morning.

Dangling Mandy by One Two February 7, 2008

Taking a Mendy 

Fapping during a Skype-call.

Guy 1: *get's quiet*
Guy 2: Hey man, why did you go so quiet?
Guy 1: *making some weird noises*
Guy 2: Are you taking a Mendy?
Guy 1: Maybe....

Taking a Mendy by Friskfaksen November 11, 2014

munday 

1. a bad ass
2. single-handedly holding the shop together
3. one who is a smooth with women

"That Munday, he is the best fucking Falcon 13 that ever lived!"

munday by Munday October 16, 2008

Muddy Lizard 

The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.

Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"

Muddy Lizard by TheMuddyLizardMan February 12, 2015

Muddy Lizard 

Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars

"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"

Muddy Lizard by KatieW July 8, 2012