Bawn

A yawn-burp combo. The sound occasionally made by air being trapped in one's throat while yawning.

I laughed at the weird sound she made on the phone. Turns out it was just a bawn.

by THEbigAGGIE July 18, 2011

Contracrapper

A name for any dog that is extremely picky about where it takes a shit.

My dog's a real contracrapper, i hate taking it out to go to the bathroom. It never takes less than 20 minutes!

by THEbigAGGIE July 18, 2011

Muddy Mandel

The act of cunnilingus while the receiver defecates on the toilet, thus leaving a streak of feces between the chin and lip of the performer, which resembles Howie Mandel's soul patch from the mid-00's. Analogous to the blumpkin.

Emily: I heard Brian gave Tiffany a mean muddy Mandel for their one year anniversary!

Stephanie: Tiffany's so lucky - she found a keeper for sure.

by THEbigAGGIE May 22, 2017