someone who publicly buts in, or intrudes into a private argument or disagreement between two people and denigrates both parties.
This behavior is often seen in a Restaurantor Pub. The Mumphead does not have to know the people arguing. He is more concerned with intruding into the conversation.
by Imactive March 6, 2005
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by Pew November 11, 2007
Get the murpher mug.Pronounced MOLE-PRE, is the act of exposing your genitals or preforming sex acts infront of someone who is Visually Impaired (I.E. Blind).
Frank: Did you hear Jason got arrested again?
Tim: Oh no! What for?!
Frank: The cops caught him preforming Mulpry on a bunch of blind folks on a nature walk down in the park.
Tim: Oh no! What for?!
Frank: The cops caught him preforming Mulpry on a bunch of blind folks on a nature walk down in the park.
by Kalash October 17, 2008
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mur-fhins
1. An exclamation of excitement directed as if to a single person you are exclaiming at, but in truth addressing an entire crowd of people or a large occurrence, a span of time, or any other large subject variable not identified by a single face.
Noun
2. plural for slang for the phrase "delicious and moist muffins"
mur-fhins
1. An exclamation of excitement directed as if to a single person you are exclaiming at, but in truth addressing an entire crowd of people or a large occurrence, a span of time, or any other large subject variable not identified by a single face.
Noun
2. plural for slang for the phrase "delicious and moist muffins"
1. after escaping a huge bear, charlie was rushed by a hundred balloons as he opened the front door to the cabin and exclaimed "MURPHINS!" at nothing in particular.
by Mr. Murphins September 27, 2012
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