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Mozzarella Stick

Typically, a male has a penis, and some of these males have foreskin. If foreskin is left unwashed for long periods of time after frequent masturbation, “dick cheese” is formed.

On the other hand, 75% of women develop a yeast infection at least once throughout their lifetime. This fungal infection is usually caused by certain antibiotics, or diabetes.

Therefore, the term “Mozzarella Stick” comes into play when these two reproductive organs come in contact. When the dick cheese enters a yeast infected vagina, the term would be considered the Mozzarella Stick.

This situation would be more accurate with a white man and a black woman.
“Hey babe, my results came in from my gynecologist! Looks like we can make some Mozzarella Sticks tonight!”

“I haven’t washed my foreskin in months just to be able to have some Mozzarella Sticks with my step-sister!”
by Marko H. July 16, 2019
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Mad Mozzarella

Matt: Yo yo! I’m goin to tizzy to scroltch some go-go juice, full throttle. If you want me to snag you some 12 oz curls you gotta gimme that mad mozzarella.
by A. Quick August 28, 2007
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Mozart

A composer/pianist who arguably wrote some of the greatest music of all time. Mozart was neither popular nor rich during his lifetime. In fact, Mozart was extremely poor and could hardly afford food for himself, his wife, and his two children. Mozart was virtually starved at the time of his death, he may have lived longer had he more money to afford food and good living conditions.
It is not known where Mozart is buried because he did not have enough money left for his family to buy him a proper burial. It is assumed that he was buried in a mass grave for paupers. Sadly, many composers, painters, and playwrights died unpopular and relatively poor and have only received fame and glory far after their deaths.
Johnny: Mozart was a genius musician who lived rich, died young, and wrote the best music ever.

Hans: He most certainly did not live rich, and to say that he wrote the best music ever is completely opinionated and debatable.

Johnny: Oh sorry, I'll go back to kindergarten now.

Hans: Ok good, I'll be over at Julliard if you need anything else.
by Whyarepeoplestupid? March 18, 2009
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Molzarting

The act of driving your car recklessly, having your car sideways , burnouts snakies doughnuts ect.
rake was driving his car at high speeds and took a corner to sharp and had the car sideways before straightening up, he was molzarting
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Mozarted

When a guy makes a girl's loose pussy his own personal piano. A girl fingered with four or more fingers.
He mozarted her so good she sang symphony number9
by Katie Cobblepot Penguin July 14, 2010
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Mozart

To be extremely drunk. So named in honor of the famous composer, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, who spent extended periods of time composing music while feverishly intoxicated.
Dude #1: "Dude, you were effin' Mozart last night."

Dude #2: "Yeah, I heard I composed all over Drew's van..."
by RHH January 26, 2009
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