(noun) 1. A person who makes very corny, unfunny, yet surprisingly clever jokes that absolutely no one ever laughs at, however this person is persistent and continues to make these jokes for some unknown reason
(verb) 2. The act of making a joke that is corny, unfunny yet surprisingly clever, usually made by a Mitch (n). One does not have to be a Mitch (n) to Mitch (v).
(verb) 2. The act of making a joke that is corny, unfunny yet surprisingly clever, usually made by a Mitch (n). One does not have to be a Mitch (n) to Mitch (v).
1. "What was with that guy and all the corny ass jokes...?"
"I don't know, but he was such a Mitch!"
2. "Sorry, but if I was down with the brown, I'd get stuck in the toilet!" *proceeds to laugh at his own joke*
"Dude, you Mitch all of the fucking time"
"I don't know, but he was such a Mitch!"
2. "Sorry, but if I was down with the brown, I'd get stuck in the toilet!" *proceeds to laugh at his own joke*
"Dude, you Mitch all of the fucking time"
by Alexander J. Thompson January 24, 2009
Get the Mitchmug. by Yungdaghet November 24, 2022
Get the Mitchedmug. by Yeezuyeezu March 13, 2019
Get the Mitchmug. He is always the best child in the family he is the most amzing guy with the biggest penis in the world
by James smolder April 19, 2019
Get the Mitchmug. 
Any leader, elected official, attorney or pro se, who exploits and confuses the calculus and principles of law for special interests, ignorance or absolute tyranny.
by FUTUREPRESIDENTONE March 10, 2022
Get the MITCHmug. 
Get the Mitchmug.