messiah mike

(a): mike
(b): 6 months for a class a
(c): future president
(4): leader of his cult

“messiah mike is just a different feen”

by JoergeBidenThe6th June 19, 2023

Messiah

He's the Sexiest Man Alive literally means the chosen one which means hes chosen to be the sexiest man alive

I'd fuck Messiah hes too sexy

by YxngSavage February 19, 2021

Messiah

Messiah is a very athletic guy , he may be a hoe but once he find "the one" then no other girl matters , her name starts with L his one and only and always and forever .

" there goes messiah with his gf "
" shes one lucky girl "

by Nzjajcbwka October 29, 2022

messiah

messiah is the most sexy and amazing person out there that i am in love with
i want him to use me like the slut i am
mwa ;) -tat<3

messiah is my daddy

by tat<3 June 9, 2021

Midget Messiah

A self-anointed savior figure who’s physically small in stature but carries themselves with grandiose, almost divine authority - preaching moral high ground while often contradicting those very ideals through petty actions, sneak disses, or hypocritical behavior.
Used to describe someone like Kendrick Lamar - a lyrical genius with a god complex, who talks that righteous talk but walks around throwin’ shade like a bitter leprechaun tryna pass off clovers as commandments.

We get it bro, you the Midget Messiah — short in height, tall in ego, and full of contradictions.

by kirloskar21 April 7, 2025

screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..

Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.

by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020

messiah

the hottest most amazing sexiest man on earth that tat is in love with.

i want him to use me, and stretch out my pussy <3
anything for messiah ;)

messiah is daddy.

by tat<3 June 9, 2021