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Matej

A really good friend with an enormous DIck and even bigger wIll tO LivE, his sense of humor is great but his dirty mind even greater.
Oh look at this dude, his pee pee is so big, hes such a Matej
by Giacomelli June 13, 2019
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math porn

A form of pornography involving sexy girls doing naughty things, like dividing by 0
"I liekz math porn" - Webster
"Ooh baby, find that derivative..." - math porn addict
by math_is_hawt September 8, 2009
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Mathea

An extremely amazing friend you don't deserve. If you know a Mathea, your life must be blessed by the gods of Awesome.
I just met a Mathea today. Shoot me, I'm not worthy!
by teavee September 4, 2009
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math coma

Originally coined by Jenna Lemire, A math coma is the stretch of time that can last anywhere from thirty seconds to forty years after a full period of math class in the morning at school. Your brain is so used to tuning out and your eyes glazing over, that you just stay like that. Another case may be after working so incredibly hard on math problems, your brain fizzes out and you don't speak coherent sentences for the rest of the day until being pelted with balls in gym class.
Jenna: Hey Brent-

Brent: ...

Jenna: Oh dear god! He's in a math coma!
by PhilosophyHurts April 28, 2011
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Matej-tickling

The act of tickling someone, but without the use of fingernails or doing it really fast.
Could be considered a gentle caress or teasing. Usually feels really good.
Josh: Hey, wanna get Matej-tickled?
Jane: What the hell is Matej-tickling?
Josh: ... good.~
by LeBoiSquad October 13, 2020
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Pizza Math

Counting act associated with sharing pizza between two or more people. As the number of slices diminish those desiring more pizza will attempt to count how many slices each person has consumed in order to figure out if they can legitimately claim the last slice of pizza (usually not wanting to look selfish or like a pig).
I was going to grab the last slice of pepperoni but I did the pizza math and I'd already had more than everyone else.
by Worldwind15 August 1, 2009
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Pure math

Just pure meth spelled the wrong way
Texting:
Guy 1 : hey what are you cooking tonight
Guy 2 : Pure math
Guy 1 : uhhh.... what?
by Dumbass student June 1, 2021
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