Mateo

A guy that looks the giraffe from Madagascar. Has an incredibly long neck. Milk expires by the time it reaches his stomach. If he painted himself brown and stood in a forest, no one would notice him. Planes and satellites crash into his neck. If someone asked him what the weather was like up there, he would not be able to hear on account of his head being so far up from the Earth.

Dude 1: Hey, bro. Thanks for inviting me to the zoo.
Dude 2: No prob, bro. Hey, can you stand next to that giraffe over there?
Dude 1: Sure, bro.
Dude 2: Dang, bro. I can't tell the difference. You are a Mateo.

by Joseph_Mother March 23, 2020

San Mateo High School

San Mateo High!!! Better known as Mateoooo(: Well theres not much of a definition besides it being the most amazing spectacular pimp daddy school. Its the boss of all the schools. Its waaay better then all the other schools known to man. Its way cooler then aragon, hillsdale, and burlingame combined. They have the most spirit and the coolest students. The teachers there are amazing and soo is the staff. like waadup(: this is the school that hates on that one school full of white bitches(cough cough burlingame) and yeaa its just the best school ever and if you dont go there you a loser!!!

Kevin:Hey what school do you go to?

Tom:San Mateo High School

Kevin:oh your automatically cool...

by full of SWAG December 18, 2011

Makeyouwoody

Making another guy hard

did steven just makeyouwoody

by MakeYouWoody November 8, 2019

mateo

hi stoopid. ur funny and ur laugh is fucking weird lmao buts its cool. can u play fortnite tmrw lol

bye 👍

me "hi"

mateo "who asked"

by its me guess February 26, 2020

mateo

hes rly chill. his basic phrase is "who asked" or "ok and" or "i dont know" but hes rlly nice an funny and good to stay up w when ur bored bc he does stupid stuff. i barley have classes w him but its fun to be around him and hes good to talk to. also hes good at fortnite and carries me lmao

hi mateooo

by its me guess February 26, 2020

mateo

BEST BESTITE EVER IDC WHAT U SAY ISTG.

yeah im friends with mateo. your not? god u must be boring as hell man

by caitlinnnnnnnnnnnnnn1 March 18, 2021

San Mateo

San Mateo is divided into 2 gang areas The West Side (aka West Madtown or West Madeio) home of the WST (West Side Tongans or just the West Tonga Mob which are basically the tongan bloods) and and the Northenos (aka Northes or mexican bloods) and the other side is Shore View (aka SV or ESSV = East Side Shoreview) which is on the East and Northside which is home to the T.C.G (Tongan Crip Gang) and the Suranos (aka The Scraps or mexcian crips) They have wars between races. Most of the northside is white kids the south which is Hillsdale and Los Prados (aka LP) where the fake northes are and the faggot white kids are and in the hills the whites.

San Mateo Is a gang land

by MS-13 K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 8, 2022