Marriage 

An affliction of the body and mind. Effects include isolation, desperation, sexual frustration, alcohol consumption, inability to communicate, and in extreme cases, physical violence or childbirth. Due to advances in modern medicine, many cases of marriage do not end in death.

The fact that you asked for an example is ample evidence that you've never experienced marriage.

Marriage by Blackwolf Morrow March 2, 2011

marriage 

MEANINGLESS; if people believed in the unification of two people, then there would not be a concept practiced known as DIVORECE.

1. Marriage is a poor attempt to be socially acceptable by the high-class.

2. Benefits=the only good thing you get out of marriage.

marriage by MadamJo August 14, 2004

Marriage 

A God-ordained union between a man and a woman.

Marriage--And a woman shall leave her mother and father and cleave herself to her husband.

Marriage by OneHeart432 January 11, 2012

Marriage 

A sacred union between two people who love one another. Can be between a man and a woman, a man and a man, or a woman and a woman (or should be and is in some states).

Marriage.

Marriage by s0phfeist June 30, 2010

marriage 

A monogamous bond between a man and a woman recognized by God.

Henry and Sarah have decided to get married, and only make love to each other for the rest of their lives.

marriage by D. Anderson August 10, 2005

marriage 

A relationship between one man and one woman. The nucleus of the family. Ordained by God and not by governments, and therefore not definable or controllable by governments.

Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing.

Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to.

Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.

Malcolm and Rebecca were united in marriage. Bruce and Donald were not.

marriage by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

marriage 

a union of 2 persons to the exclusion of all others..

dude, that dude is getting married with another dude!

marriage by Dee July 11, 2005