high maintenance cat

A cat that demands all of your attention in disruptive ways. The main objective of the cat is to obtain food, attention and affection. The cat positions himself to become the focus of your attention through attention getting behaviors and meowing incessantly until you react. The high maintenance cat gets jealous when you give attention to other family members and are ignoring him. He intervenes in conversations using various techniques that force your attention to him, such as rubbing his cheeks on your nose or placing his behind in your face, interrupting whatever conversation or task your are doing. Walks on your laptop, and ends up typing random characters and messing up your work on the computer. Knocks over your drinks. Demands cat treats constantly all day regardless of the hour. Insists on sleeping on your bed, jumps onto your lap while eating dinner, lays on top of your papers and books so you give him affection, and nips your feet so you will play with him. Basically, all cats are high maintenance.

My high maintenance cat will not stop pestering me and meowing until I scratch his cheeks.

by Penupenu December 28, 2016

Percussive Maintenance

a book found in the game West of Loathing, described as "the ancient art of fixing things by hitting them really hard".

person 1: -speaking jibberish-
person 2: -bitch slaps person 1-
person 1: dude what the hell was that for?
person 2: I used percussive maintenance on you, chill

by mixer 2 March 16, 2022

High Maintenance Women

Definition of A HIGH MAINTENANCE GIRL: excessively talkative, over-reactive, highly emotional, attention-seeking female who requires a firm handler. See also: excitement, bitch.

"I'm sick of all these high maintenance women. They all expect me to talk!"

by High Maintance Queen February 18, 2010

middle maintenance

The well defined line between being High maintenance and low maintenance, where you don't over dramatize a situation or require constant attention; but some attention is enjoyed and in certain situations you prefer comfort over compromise.

Indiana was middle maintenance, while she didn't need to go on an extravagant date she did prefer to go to a clean movie theater over the one closer to her location.

by Tinkyyy Winkyyy January 3, 2016

closed for maintenance

Expression used to say a girl is on her period, as most girls prefer not to have sex during their period and thus are "closed for maintenance".

Guess tonight I'm flying solo as my girlfriend is closed for maintenance...

by Willem88 January 1, 2012

high maintenance

having expensive taste and multiple costly needs frequently.

The teenage girl had to have the expensive, name-brand shoes instead of the cheaper ones that were just as good.

by Kristine October 19, 2003

High Maintenance

A gluttonous queen, narcissistic and mean.

She's so high maintenance, I can't stand being around her anymore.

by wildfirerose October 7, 2008