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Maggot Breeder 

One who wears a coat or some other kind of thick clothing during hot sunny weather to cover up ones embarrassing body. This tend to affect people who are very obese (creating a greenhouse effect on their already pungent odour) or virgins who are to scared to let the skin meet the sun for fear of judgement by a passing member of the opposite sex.
It's 30°C outside, the sun is shining and there isn't a cloud in the sky so why are you wearing your winter jacket?

Maggot Breeder - "Maggot Breeding mate...".
Maggot Breeder by jampez77 June 4, 2013
Maggie is a girl that I know that is very pretty and very sweet natured. She has a very kind heart that she opens to everyone that she meets and everyone wants to be her friend. She is very fun to go out to parties with, and she can stay out all night and party with the boys. She is a tom-boy who is not into Barbies, and wants to get down and dirty with the football if need be. She is a great friend to have in your life, and will shine a beacon of light into the darkness of your life. I gave the Maggie that I know a nickname of Country Bombshell, since she likes Country music and likes a store named Bombshell Boutique, and she told me that she absolutely loved it! I really do hope that the Maggie that I know reads this because this is exactly the way that I feel about her. We are friends right now and I think of her as a big sister that I have always wanted to have, but I hope at some point in time that we can become more than friends because, I feel like she is my gift from God and I can't imagine not waking up in my old age without her next to me. She is great gift to me that I do not want to lose. I also love making her laugh because she has the cutest little laugh that I have ever heard. She is very fun to mess with because she has a great sense of humor.
Maggie is my best friend.

I am so lucky to have Maggie in my life.
Maggie by rdshaver96 June 4, 2018
A slur used for a group of queers known for being bitchy, manipulative, gay, and mean. They are obsessed with tommyinnit, deftones, and the riddler. Their favorite things to do include being racist, shouting slurs at people, and being homophobic despite also being extremely gay.
Person 1: omg it's a maggy
Person 2: how gay. let's go
Maggy by maggyhater April 10, 2022

maggot brain 

On of the finest pieces of music to come from none other than George Clinton's Funkadelic. It owns your booty
Maggot Brain toe' the roof off'a this hee-ah shizzle, nuh!
maggot brain by gustavius October 1, 2004

Mayonnaise Maggot 

"These Mayonnaise Maggots are gonna stop harassing us. Or else."
Mayonnaise Maggot by IBTAL May 8, 2020

maggot baby 

(n.) The horribly mutated offspring of your alcoholic ex-girlfriend when she gets knocked up by the loser she picks up at the bar to make you jealous.
Earl: Hey, Ron! Have you seen Jennifer's baby?

Ron: Fuck that dirty slut and her maggot baby!
maggot baby by Blenderhead1991 September 5, 2010