MTV 

1. Music slaughter house
2. Pits genres against eachother
3. Creates alot of hate
4. Slowly sucks the realness out of good bands
5. Also see ass hat

Yeah, we get all our food diced and sliced at MTV's studios now, they can do a tight-ass job slaughtering stuff, I mean they can turn some rock hard music into puddles of blood and nostalgia

MTV by The Bandwagon May 28, 2004

MTV 

Music Television. Originally, it focused on music, but today it is more into pop culture. It plays mostly rap, during the rare times when it actually plays music. Produced shows like the Real World, Road Rules, the Inferno Punk'd, Made, TRL, and Direct Effect.

To see music videos, you're better off watching MTV Hits.

MTV by Bob Schmitendortan June 6, 2004

mtv 

A channel on television that has permanately fucked up music.

Oh, and 99% of the time they dont even play fucking music.

MTV, the gayest channel on the earth

mtv by brandeezy August 25, 2006

MTV 

tv station that commercializes youth culture concepts

MTV videos takes the essence out of a song, and turns it into a slick marketing of a product. And this has resulted in investents in music easier to market e.g Britney

MTV by Coraline November 20, 2003

MTV 

A crappy channel that shows "reality shows" 90% of the time and when it doesn't it has some crappy music on. Let me tell some of you MTV lovers out there, if there is a camera shoved in your face for a month and you get money for living in an apartment in New York it is not Reality.

Person 1: "Wanna watch MTV?"
Person 2: "No"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Because The Real World is on for 10 hours straight"

MTV by Nevermore December 26, 2003

MTV 

Music TeleVision.
A channel that now plays only reality shows that do not contain music, and are not real. Just like all the other reality shows, they are staged.
One gigant commercial trying to tell people that you are only worth living if you are hot, or can play music.

MTV is some mother fucking bull shit. It is not music.

MTV by Matt b June 15, 2003

mtv 

An evil organization bent on taking over the world one teen at a time. Known to turn childrenas young as 10 into "gangstas", "pimps", "Thugs", "Emo", "Hardcore" They Make fun of Homosexuals, Obesity, and being a nerd.

KidA: I hate MTV!!!
hollabackgirl:I love MTV, its made me thin!
KidA: no u puking alot has made you thin

mtv by geeksheek September 17, 2005