Dirty Leprechaun

When you are squatting over a girls face naked while she is sleeping, like a little leprechaun with your asshole spread open. Next, you throw a pint of Guiness in her face to wake her up, then she wakes up immediately slamming her face into your asshole.

My wife was sleeping last night and I decided to give her a dirty leprechaun.

by AVC8 December 2, 2011

Leprechaun

A heterosexual male working in a predominately female profession who is convinced that he is more attractive than he really is because there is no competition. The resulting inflated self image produces a persecution complex wherein Leprechaun becomes convinced that female coworkers are lusting for him and believes that they are always after his Lucky Charms.

I tried to tell him his fly was open but he's such a Leprechaun he assumed I was hitting on him.

by Whiteroses January 25, 2009

Lepic

A combination of legendary and epic.

An experience that is:
- beyond ordinary
- worthy of a story for years to come
- a moment in time, that cannot be defined by any other word, or combination of words.


Pronounced: LE - PIC

Nate and David had a lepic week.

Monday: They attended a friend's Birthday at Firehaus. They ordered 4 fish bowl's and 2 fire hydrants.

Tuesday: They went out to Joe's for 90's night, and ended up in Firehaus again with two shark bowls. The night ended with some great food at Zyggyz.

Wedneday: They went out for David's 1/2 Birthday to CO's, Kam's and Joes.

Thursday: David went on a mini barcrawl. He attended two pre-games and went to Legnends, Brothers and Murphy's. Nate enjoyed the night with 4 beers at Murphy's.

Friday: They downtown for a Brazilian Carneval Party. The night included an excellent Woodchuck with Patty at Blind Pig, and ended at an excellent dinner, Marry Ann's.

Saturday: They attended an Indian dancing party at the Union. Both of their feet were sore, and blistered by the end - but the tradition was well worth it.

Sunday: Rest and Relaxation.

That was a lepic week.

by Joesph William Smith February 26, 2009

learing

v. 1. To stare at the breasts or ass of a woman without their knowledge.

Dude, stop learing at my moms tits.

by MisterSTX May 28, 2013

Ho-lebrities

Rich, "famous" women from the music or film industry that act like they're on a new show, "Whores gone wild."

"Did you hear about the ho-lebrities doing 15 minutes of jail time? They would have given me 15 months."

"I watched the new TV Show for ho-lebrities called, I can't believe I'm this stupid. Loved the dumb-assed bitch attacking the car with an umbrella.

by Mr Wolf September 1, 2007

leprechaun

To me it looks like a leprechaun to me, all you got to do is look up in the tree. Who all seen the leprechaun say yeaaaa!!

about the 'leprechaun'
Person 1: My theory is...its a shadow cast from the other limb...
Person 2: Could be a crackhead who got hold to the wrong stuff.

by trojanfever May 23, 2006

Leprechaun

A leprechaun is a fictional character which you would come across in Irish folk lore. It is not - as believed by most Americans - something you are ever going to come across in The Republic of Ireland. Leprechauns are usually portrayed wearing shamrock green garments and are being about one foot tall. In the FAIRY TALES if you come across a leprechaun he will lead you to his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

American Tourist walks up to red-haired Irish child
American Tourist: Are you a leprechaun?
Irish Child: Fuck off.
Irish Child then beats the shit out of American Tourist and leaves him/her for dead.

by Irish_Girl95 August 5, 2008