Yaxley-Lennon

the damp sensation experienced when you’ve just been for wee but put it away before you’ve properly finished

I was in a rush and i've given myself a Yaxley-Lennon

by Aesgarth August 3, 2018

John Lennon

The leader of the legendary rock group the Beatles. Born during a World War ll bombing raid in Liverpool, England. Some of John Lennon's hits include Help, I am the Walrus, and Love Me Do.

A famous quote from John Lennon: " We're more popular than Jesus now."

by PrettierThanYourGF April 13, 2016

John Lennon's Moan

Voice of god himself. All who hear it will immediately get a boner and will ascend to a higher level of intelligence. They will also be blessed with many good times and their guitars will stop gently weeping.

Intelligent person: "Have you heard John Lennon's Moan?"

Idiot: "What?"

Intelligent person: "You're going to rot in hell."

by Jessie Lennon May 16, 2018

John Lennon

The best musician ever. Period.

Ha, John Lennon is like 50x better then you will ever be!

by BlackhawkGaming November 24, 2016

John Lennon

I would like to quote jockstrap...someone who posted earlier.

"He's really not that great.
John Lennon, what can be said, he's not that great, given way too much credit."

And I would like to respond with FUCK YOU!!!! LENNON RULES!!!

This post will be deleted in about 2 days because it "sucks"

by Sgt. Pepper March 12, 2005

julian lennon

John Lennon's first son. Never really spent time with his father. Paul McCartney was more like a father to him but is still a Lennon and deserves the millions of dollars that Yoko Ono has. His half bother Sean Lennon should be thrown in jail for all the attention and money he stole away from Julian. Julian also has musical ablilties which he proved in the album Valotte.

Julian Lennon's childhood was broken because his father was not around to comfort him.

by Old Flat Top July 28, 2008

John Lennon

John Lennon was not a god. He was an artist. He made it clear to his listeners that he was not god and anyone who believed in worship was stupid for doing so. He was a very talented musician, song writer, singer, producer...ect. He inspired peace and love; however, John was a very violent man in real life. He left his first wife Cynthia Powell for Yoko Ono and many people believe she was the reason the beatles broke up. This is stupid. Although Yoko added tension and may have been a contributer to the break up..nothing lasts forever. It was definately time for John and the rest of the group to move on with their lives. John loved Yoko more than anything and if you can't respect that than you obviously don't respect him.

John Lennon was pretty chill.

by lkhdvgf September 27, 2005