Lance

Lance is typically a midget with a small dick and thinks he can get every girl in the world. however, he's also charming with a lot of joy and doesn't give a shit about other people's problems. Despite his height, he can still intimidate people twice his size.

" we better move before lance makes us do it!"

by roggy doggy February 9, 2017

Lance

A person who wants an M&M jacket

Around Christmas I feel like Lance

by some awsome kid you dont know October 18, 2008

lance

Generally referring to 7-consecutive Tour De France Champion and professional bicyclist, Lance Armstrong.

"I wonder who will win the tour this year now that Lance is done?"

by fogarty June 21, 2006

Lance

A few, leisurely light ales, often consumed early evening ahead of a heavy night out on the piss.

Taken from a shortened rhyming slang for "loosener", South African Cricketer 'Lance Klusener'

"Come round about 6pm, we'll have a couple of Lances before we head out"

by Chaz78 August 24, 2009

Lance

A heartbreaking Christian. Super hot and has blonde curly hair. Only likes cheerleaders and nobody else. Super country and athletic. He's new to the whole dating thing and has only had a few girlfriends. Super sweet only to some people. He's friends with the hottest boys.

"Lance is so hot! I want him!"
"Too bad your not a cheerleader!"

by Vector's Daddy November 21, 2019

lance

GAY ~ DUMB ~ HAS ~ NO ~ FRIENDS ~ WERES ~ GAY ~ CLOTHES!!!!

see "faggot"!!!!!!!!!

ewwwwwww, what a LANCE!!!!!

That guy is so LANCE!!!!!

LANCE!!!!!

by Sing Shong April 5, 2008

lance

A boy who likes to give manbooby hugs all night long, they excite him and he doesnt ever want to stop.

That guy is totally lance.. he wouldn't stop touchin my man boobies all night long.

by C123C June 21, 2006