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taint knot

When your taint hair starts to turn into psuedo dreadlocks. it is a painful affliction of hikers and any distance walkers or runners. The Knots are normally pulled out at a break and can be avoided with proper trimming beforehand.
oh shit I forgot to trim my gooch. I am rockin some mean taint knots.
by grizzlyAdam August 12, 2006
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Mook Knot

A mook knot is an unsolvable/ very hard to solve knot
Wow, that mook knot is never coming out!
by The man of valor November 21, 2010
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rip ma knitting

To annoy someone

Scottish saying - said mainly by me lol
"That guy is seriously rippin me knitting wie his singing!"

"Away and dont rip ma knitting!"

Also relates to "Away n rub up ma ribs" means - away you go and dont bug me.
by Curlyteef July 1, 2007
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Yoghurt Knitter

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".
by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011
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Kotton Mouth Blow Job

noun; n: a particular fashion of blowjob that requires the blower to be high out of her proverbial mind. She/he must be so high as to have the symptom: kottonmouth, with said kottonmouth he/she must blow the blowie.
brosef: bro, i got me a kotton mouth blow job!
brohan: bro, no way that's dope!

brosef: I KNOW, RIGHT!
by spock182 April 26, 2010
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Knot Clots

Small, round, hard fecal pellets created from lack of fluids and dehydration. Often accompany constipation and are difficult to pass without force and grimacing pain.
Monday morning was hell on Ron's ass. His weekend binge drinking left him on the crapper with bad Knot Clots.
by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015
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wool knot

Refers to the ball of fabric stuck in a hairy butt crack. Used to describe a person that is a social idiot.
You know him? Yeah, he's such a wool knot!
by Brian123 August 28, 2007
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