kettle effect

knowing something will happen but not knowing when.

A watched kettle takes longer to boil...

The kettle effect

The kettle effect is driving me mad, when will I get my new contract

by Camo Clown March 21, 2018

“The Kettle” Shit

“The Kettle” shit refers to when one eats a meal at Manhattan Beach, LA restaurant, The Kettle, and has to take an earth shattering shit after.

Bro I just had the Kettle, boutta take “The Kettle” Shit.

by TheThirdRing May 02, 2022

kettle hole

a sump in Stony Brook, NY where massive parties go on and people get plastered and have to find their way out of the woods home.

"Dude, you wanna go to kettle hole tonight?"
"Hell no! I always get lost in the woods"

by s-section July 02, 2009

fill the kettle

When you squirt beer into your girlfriends open pussyhole and your friends drink out of it.

Kyle: Were you at the party last night? Joanna totally let us fill the kettle.

by wapanesehoes November 21, 2017

Kettle Breath

The steam that comes out of your mouth when it's cold.

- It was freezing this morning, I had full on kettle breath!

- "It's sooooo cold! I'm sitting here watching your kettle breath, wondering if you are hiding a cigarette behind your back!"

by maet AT MOCEA June 20, 2012

Kettle boy

This is icy-hot Shoto Todoroki icy hunk
He had boiling water poured on his left eye by his own mother 🥲

Poor kettle boy what a pain

by Weeb.weeb.bungee gum February 07, 2021

rusty kettle

A euphemism for genitalia (more commonly of the female variety) originating from Salad Fingers #1. Specifically refers to genitalia any person wishes to caress.

I’d like you to caress my rusty kettle.
I’d like to caress your rusty kettle.

by Mabaluf May 02, 2022