dirty keaton

The act of having sex while wearing a Batman costume

My husband loves to dress up, last night we even had a dirty Keaton

by Sexmate99 May 6, 2020

keto crotch

A term that is defined as the maloderous aroma eminating from the groin of an individual who participates in the keto diet.

Damn, somebody better tell Jenna to eat a cookie or something. That bitch has keto crotch hard.

by Fallsohard March 1, 2019

kelton

kelton is a sick ass name usually refering to someone that is sick as hell or just the shit, kids with this name are just intense ballers and someone should kill them because they will one day rule the world no doubt. this is most commanly a name

get over here kelton

by kelso7777 July 17, 2011

Kelton

One who is of savage descent.

Being of a savage nature.

Often used as a name for perents to give children in which they see potential savage-ness.

- Wow, that guy's name is Kelton! It totally fits his personality!

- Yeah, that guy seems like such a savage

by This Savage Guy January 25, 2011

Well Kept Beaver

a nicely trimmed and clean vagina

"Did you go down on it"
"Yeah, she had a proper well kept beaver!"

by CaptSkubba February 5, 2009

kleptocracy

"The Governance of Thieves" - Technical term, mixed from the psychological term "cleptomania" or "kleptomania" - the urge to steal, and the greek sillable "cratia" - the rule of, as in "democracy".
Often applied to the rulers of Subsaharan African states.

The problem of most African countries is not lack of food, but those kleptocrats in power.

by sam195 August 27, 2005

klepto

Slang - Short for kleptomaniac

The uncontrollable inhibition to take material possessions from another person.

Also see Thief.

Person 1: Hey, can I barrow your mp3 player?

Person 2: Nope, I left in my dorm room and some stupid klepto came by and ripped me off.

Person 2: That smells out loud man!

Person 1: Tell me about it!

Person 2: I think I just did.

by macgordon July 31, 2004