A person who drinks from a keg for hours, trying to finish it so it doesn't go to waste, and ends up ridiculously drunk from the effort.
"Yea dude, I snagged the keg from Dana's and tried to finish it yesterday. Yea, I drank from 2pm-till 2am. I think I'm still drunk."
"You're such a kegster. Idiot lol."
"You're such a kegster. Idiot lol."
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On Easter Sunday the priest makes sure to check every alter boy for hidden eggs in their rectal cavitity.
On Easter Sunday, Father O'Brien did a "keister egg hunt" and searched every ass in the church for hidden eggs!
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Pronunciation: 'kEs-t&r, 'kIs-
Variant(s): also kees·ter /'kEs-/
Function: noun
Etymology: satchel (English slang)
slang : BUTTOCKS
Pronunciation: 'kEs-t&r, 'kIs-
Variant(s): also kees·ter /'kEs-/
Function: noun
Etymology: satchel (English slang)
slang : BUTTOCKS
The word is out about town,
That Rock Hudson loved it in the brown;
He eschewed the nubile maids,
And now he has a case of AIDS.
Those who finally got him,
Penetrated his well-rounded bottom.
While down in Tijuana Town, when asked:
"Hey meester! Do you want to fuck my seester?"
Rock replied: "Hell no! Sock it to me in the keister!
-- doggrel, circa 1985
That Rock Hudson loved it in the brown;
He eschewed the nubile maids,
And now he has a case of AIDS.
Those who finally got him,
Penetrated his well-rounded bottom.
While down in Tijuana Town, when asked:
"Hey meester! Do you want to fuck my seester?"
Rock replied: "Hell no! Sock it to me in the keister!
-- doggrel, circa 1985
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