Jizzaster

1. Description of a sexual circumstance that involves jizz / cum / semen going every which way. Typically jizzasters would been seen when giving a facial, cumming on a girl's body or just spraying your surroundings with the stuff.

2. Description of a pornographic video or photo in which jizz / cum / semen plays a prominent role

3. Description of a situation that may include cum in the eye or other places it's not supposed to go, or is painful to experience / observe.
4. Synonymous with "Yard Sale" or "Train Wreck", but specifically as it relates to jizz / cum / semen getting all over everyone and everything.

"I finally met a gal on Tinder that's cool with facials, so every time I see her it's a jizzaster!"
"I hadn't cum for a week and she gave me a handjob. Dude, next thing I knew her couch was a jizzaster"
"She wants me to pull out, but this time it blinded the poor gal. What a jizzaster."
"Peter North is a god...every scene he's in is a fucking jizzaster!"
"Her mom's going to freak out when she sees what a jizzaster the back seat of the car is. We should've cleaned up afterwards"

by HalJalikeakik May 31, 2015

jezza teeth

Some one with really bad teeth and looks like they’ve come straight from the Jeremy Kyle show

The fuck you looking At jezza teeth

by MC Halsey April 16, 2019

jizzapult

When someone cums on a spoon and catapults it into someone’s mouth

Bob sent a jizzapult at Ron and numbed his mouth

by WATERes May 27, 2021

dirty jezza

When you leave a fart in a room as you leave and deny it was ever you

“You trying to put the dirty jezza on me? Nah if I farted you’d know”

by Pabloekkybrah April 15, 2020

Baby Jezza

A guy that has a baby dick.

Also Rapper from Ostrava, Czech republic.

Her : You wanna fuck ?
Him : Sorry im the Baby Jezza.

by Johny241 July 16, 2023

jizzado

left over or dried up seamen.

dried crust of jizzado (jizz) on chick vagina lips after a botched pull out!!! ejaculate

by Jake the snake carney January 16, 2008

jizzam

A song so good that you jizz immediately after hearing it.

That song was such a jizzam I don't even care that my pants are ruined!

by JoeyParty August 19, 2014