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justitiel

Guy with a mega penis, everyone loves him, his very attractive and funny and sexy has a very beautiful body where he gets all the girls and he loves making jokes about kid's that's are handicapped
Look there is sexy justitiel i wished he was my friend
by Ometosti November 23, 2021
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Jessified

To take something that is brand new or fully functional apart just because you need one part from it instead of going to the store to buy said piece then put the object back to together for it not to work.
Jessi jessified the heater and bathroom.
by #OMWTFYB360! April 18, 2022
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Justifiable cuntness

When a 3rd party can justify your cunt like actions.
"I've seen you be a cunt to others." "Did they deserve it?" "Yep" "justifiable cuntness. Doesn't count."
by Patty D May 29, 2022
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Joseified

When someone is broke or out of money
I only have 20 bucks in my bank account I’ve been joseified
by Yousefaintfunnt June 18, 2022
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mustifiedsf

the mustiness surrounds us... grrr
seamus: Hi!
andy: mustifiedsf.
by ramenen June 20, 2023
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justifiablicationer

"What do we use as our excuses to start a war?"
"Get a war justifiablicationer."
by Hailiqou September 14, 2024
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The direct argument that the harms suffered under capitalist systems—poverty, alienation, exploitation—are necessary, deserved, or noble. It frames victims as willing participants in a fair game (“they chose that job”), as beneficiaries of growth (“a rising tide lifts all boats”), or as unfortunate but acceptable casualties of progress and efficiency.
Justification against Victims of Capitalism Example: A politician arguing against a living wage by stating, “Low wages are what give young people the hunger to climb the ladder. Struggle builds character.” This justification against victims of capitalism transmutes systemic economic coercion into a moral virtue, suggesting that being underpaid is a beneficial rite of passage rather than exploitation.
by Abzugal February 8, 2026
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