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Jenelleritis

Illness associated with one waiting for information via internet or phone. Classic symptoms include, but not limited to,
1. Looking at the phone with head tilted to the right
2. Looking at the phone with head tilted to the left
3. Checking phone for dial tone
4. Logging into insurance sites to check status
5. Logging into message board to vent
6. Pacing in front of phone and/or computer
7. Tapping the phone or computer
8. Hitting the refresh button
9. Looking through calendar and counting days
10. Realizing you may have missed the phone ringing because you checked the phone for a dial tone (see symptom #3), so you check your voice mail.
11. Repeating all of this hourly... possibly half hourly...
*checks phone for 100th time that hour*

Nicole has Jenelleritis?
by Elocin Williams August 21, 2007
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Jeunelle

A Jeunelle is a large breasted, beast woman who dominates and destroys everything and everyone in her path. Though extremely beautiful, she is too intimidating for men to approached her, leading them to pine for her from afar.

A Jeunelle can also be mistaken for a lesbian, but is not.
Man, I would really like to ask out that chick, but she's such a Jeunelle, I'm afraid she might rip out my testicles.
by sslovas January 9, 2011
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junell

Very nice girl has a beautiful mother and has a awesome personality can be rough but not alll the time she’s cute and has very pretty hair and loves animals. Has lots of animals. She is very kind and loving and she can be who she wants. Very tall and has a nice booty and she is in grade 6
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janelle escalante

I very kind girl with sharp, brown eyes and full lips. She usually has curly hair but decides to straighten it. She can tell if someone is feeling bad. She is good at everything she does, but thinks she is terrible.
That girl Janelle Escalante is very kind and sweet. I like her.
by DynamicJke February 15, 2017
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Janelle

Janelle is very pretty and she has a great sense of style. She's the biggest thot and runs away for home a lot. Her mom might actually like her if she listened to her and didn't do bad stuff like loose her virginity. Janelle has pretty long eyelashes and long brown redish hair. She's had multiple boyfriends and they are still adding up. Janelle is realy funny and active! She also has a good taste of music and a lot of friends. She says many bad words and doesn't care when she gets in trouble which, happens a lot. And that's Janelle for ya!
OMG, I wish I was Janelle!

She's so pretty
by Mxgan Lxn <3 October 30, 2019
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jenelle

a backup to something better. the Betty to Archie,tending to be slow minded and dense.usually having big rack.
no shes a jenelle lets stay and have a few more drinks first
by jason dubb October 23, 2007
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Janelle and Alex

listen we’ve all seen those TikToks _+_ and I’ll say a+j fo sho in my opinion this is amazing not Alex in a nickname like really someone named Alex, best couple ever nobody can disagree
Person 1: have you seen janelle and alex together?
Person 2: yes their so cute!
Someone: THEY IS 4LIFERSS
by thatsf@xxx April 21, 2022
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