a man that sometimes acts like jeffry Star and loves money. he will allows answer for texts and give you attention. He is a hard working dude that will all was ask you for your home work.... he is extremely GAY, but as of 2020 a virgin. He wants to be the first nudist pope.
by Anton loman September 23, 2020
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1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern
across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern
across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"
A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
by billebllunt May 14, 2014
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Get the Jordy bear mug.When you are a cunt Jordy you are a hughmongusly annoying cunt. So if you're called Jordy and you're friends tell you you're a cunt. You're a cunt jordy. People like you are very dominantly present and need to bring everyone down to your level.
Brandon: *Telling a cool story of how he went to this creepy place and ran out because there were noises*
cunt Jordy: GAAAYYYYYYY
cunt Jordy: GAAAYYYYYYY
by WAVIE April 27, 2017
Get the cunt jordy mug.that one kid that says he doesn't like someone, bur he really does. he also accuses his friends things that aren't true, such as liking someone.
by uiwqladkjshli December 14, 2018
Get the david jordi gonzalez mug.A Jordiee is a unique feminine name. A Jordiee is a blonde, blue eyed, tall, German, beautiful young lady. She is labeled as a prep and a priss but has a sweet heart. Lots of guys want to sleep with her but she usually keeps it classy. She doesn't believe in love and doesn't fall for guys. Relationships are not the best for her during her youth. But she will be happily married. She is someone who will be there for you always and should be kept close. She loves to dance and finds it like art. She should be with a guy with similar characteristics to her.
Jordiee: A tall gorgeous blonde barbie but considered a slut. Someone who sleeps around and has the mind of a guy. Fuck and chuck. Probably has been extremely hurt in the past.
Jordiee: A tall gorgeous blonde barbie but considered a slut. Someone who sleeps around and has the mind of a guy. Fuck and chuck. Probably has been extremely hurt in the past.
You are dating a Jordiee? You lucky bastard
You slept with Jordiee? Did she call you back?
Man 1: I think I'm in love.
man 2: With who?
Man 1: Jordiee
Man 2: Man she doesn't roll like that. She doesn't get attached anymore.
You slept with Jordiee? Did she call you back?
Man 1: I think I'm in love.
man 2: With who?
Man 1: Jordiee
Man 2: Man she doesn't roll like that. She doesn't get attached anymore.
by ExBoyfriend March 16, 2013
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by Itotallyspeakthetruth May 14, 2015
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