joke

A funny phrase or object that makes you laugh your ass off

*example of joke*
What new spell did Harry Potter learn after he beat his sex addiction?

Answer: the dry spell

XD

by Dubiks October 14, 2018

A joke

Donald Trump

Donald Trump: a nazi that hates everyone but white people. His slogan is "make America racist again". He is a Joke

by UrbanJustMeansMlg September 7, 2016

not joke

A phrase is said in sarcasm but is followeed by a sharp contrast with the phrase "NOT". This joke can be said either seriously or with obvious sarcasm. Often times the humor in the joke is in how obnoxious the "NOT" sounds. A 'not joke' is intended to put a person on the spot and embarrass him. It should be used when someone is really proud of something they've done. There is a pause between the statement and following "NOT". It was made popular by the movie Borat.

My 4 year old cousin was doing a puzzle. When he was done, he came up to me and said "look what I done mikey" I said "oh that's really impressize" 'pause' "NOT!!" He started crying and ran away. Needless to say it was hilarious and I laughed hysterically. My not joke worked perfectly.

by Mikey Mike Mike Mike Jr. November 25, 2006

joke

1. A funny anecdote or statement
2. Someone who is a complete failure

1. Hah hah, I always do like a good joke! Tell the one about the nun and the rhino!
2. Shut up you joke.

by Ginga ninja September 20, 2003

joke

The WNBA. (Women's National Basketball League)

Holy crap. The WNBA. What a freakin' joke.

by rip12345 December 31, 2007

a joke

someone who was born a worthless life, as their only purpose was to be laughed at

(someone who nobody likes)

avril lavigne is a joke

by Avril is a poser April 22, 2006

Joke

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a ferari?

I don't have a ferari in my garage.
XD

shits wrong, but funny as hell
funniest joke ever

by ASDFfdsa12345%$#@! June 10, 2011